I try to write three jokes every day. I don't sit down and write them, it's just things that pop into my head. Then I'll go watch it fail... →
Zach Galifianakis
Americans want grungy people, stabbing themselves in the head on stage. They get a bright bunch like us, with deodorant on, they don't get it.
Liam Gallagher
It is any day better to stand erect with a broken and bandaged head then to crawl on one's belly, in order to be able to save one's head.
Mahatma Gandhi
I have been a big guy all my life, I am not going to lose a bunch of weight, because then you're like that weird fat person that got skinny but... →
Billy Gardell
I think too much. Being in my body is much more satisfying than being in my head.
Andrew Garfield
So we take a lot of pride in that. It's really on us to turn this thing around. I think this last month we've done just that. We've... →
Kevin Garnett
You have to lift your head up out of the mud and just do it.
Teri Garr
I was in an acting class taught by Eric Morris, and Jack Nicholson was in the class. He wrote the script for 'Head', so all of us in the... →
The head of the CIA, it seems to me, would think long and hard before he admitted that former employees of his had been involved in the murder of the... →
Jim Garrison
No one knew what Rodney King had done beforehand to be stopped. No one realized that he was a parolee and that he was violating his parole. No one... →
Daryl Gates