I've always wanted to smash a guitar over someone's head. You just can't do that with a piano.
Elton John
If I had to describe myself to an alien I'd say I was bigger than the average human, enjoy a drink or two with a good meal and have a bigger head... →
Dwayne Johnson
We have such a high drop-out rate from musicians, said the head of the college. He was right - I dropped out before I even dropped in. Months later... →
Holly Johnson
It's very hard to self-motivate without someone standing over you snarling, ready to hurl the chalk at your head at the slightest slackening.
Rachel Johnson
I love writing journalism because it's all over in two hours and comes straight off the top of the head. Writing novels is soooooo much harder.... →
Never angrily rant into your web cam. While smashing a keyboard in half over a game of 'World of Warcraft' may seem totally justified in your... →
Ray William Johnson
One of the amazing things about the Internet is that the content creators are the gatekeepers. We can think of an idea and execute it quickly, and we... →
I get impatient with people working on a film that have their head in their hands like it's the most complicated thing in the world.
Angelina Jolie
I'm on 'Two and a Half Men,' and I don't want to be on it. Please stop watching it, and filling your head with filth.
Angus T. Jones
I am kind of a freak of nature who has loose joints, and I was able to put my legs behind my head, and it looked weird to people when I was a kid, so... →
Doug Jones