There is no need to do any housework at all. After the first four years the dirt doesn't get any worse.
Quentin Crisp
Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?
Phyllis Diller
Housework is work directly opposed to the possibility of human self-actualization.
Ann Oakley
Housework, if you do it right, will kill you.
Erma Bombeck
My mother made me do all the housework as a boy. I still do it, even in hotels.
Ernest Borgnine
You won't do any more housework? Then you go to the bin.
Kate Millett