One time I introduced my orchestra as the Shampoo Music Makers instead of the Champagne Music Makers.
Lawrence Welk
No funding for alternative sentencing instead of more prisons.
Jerry Weller
I think that Governor Romney operates on the capital gains tax, his investments, what he lives off of instead of doing it off of his income.
Allen West
Instead of buying six things, buy one thing that you really like. Don't keep buying just for the sake of it.
Vivienne Westwood
A symphony is a stage play with the parts written for instruments instead of for actors.
Colin Wilson
We have not even sworn off. Instead, the problem has been removed. It does not exist for us.
William Griffith Wilson
Hollywood is a place where they place you under contract instead of under observation.
Walter Winchell
Networking is rubbish; have friends instead.
Steve Winwood
Every man prefers to look at a well-shaped woman instead of a rubber ball.
Katarina Witt
You get tragedy where the tree, instead of bending, breaks.
Ludwig Wittgenstein