In 1905 Albert discovered Relativity, in 1906 he invented Rock and Roll.
Yahoo Serious
Real obstacles don't take you in circles. They can be overcome. Invented ones are like a maze.
Barbara Sher
I invented 'It's a good thing' before you were even born.
Martha Stewart
I wonder what fool it was that first invented kissing.
Jonathan Swift
The word tomorrow was invented for indecisive people and for children.
Ivan Turgenev
Ben Franklin may have discovered electricity- but it is the man who invented the meter who made the money.
Earl Warren
They invented the All-Star game for Willie Mays.
Ted Williams
Benjamin Franklin may have discovered electricity, but it was the man who invented the meter who made the money.
Earl Wilson
There is only one cure for gray hair. It was invented by a Frenchman. It is called the guillotine.
P. G. Wodehouse
I invented the cordless extension cord.
Steven Wright