There's nothing more distasteful than an academic having to, like, trot out his credentials. You really come off as a jerk when you do that.
Reza Aslan
If everyone really knew what a jerk I am in real life, I wouldn't be so adored in the slightest.
Christian Bale
I try not to be a jerk. I really do. I try to be nice and cordial.
Mariah Carey
Maybe I am just a jerk.
Dan Harmon
I'm not a jerk.
Kevin Hart
Hemingway was a jerk.
Harold Robbins
I could be a jerk and get a lot more publicity, but that's not who I am.
Pete Sampras
For every 10 good things, there's always some jerk that wants to say something bad.
Devon Sawa
I don't want to be known as a jerk forever.
Seann William Scott