There are no more liberals They've all been mugged.
James Q. Wilson
There aren't any liberals left in New York. They've all been mugged by now.
I think that liberals need to grow up.
Fareed Zakaria
You Liberals think that goats are just sheep from broken homes.
Malcolm Bradbury
The liberals can understand everything but people who don't understand them.
Lenny Bruce
Most liberals I know were for invading Afghanistan right after 9/11.
Michael Moore