I now get to have the life I wanted when I was 18 years old. Now, I'm like, 'I can buy any skateboard I want.'
Kyle Kinane
I'm glad I'm a comedian. Otherwise, my life would just be a series of undocumented low points.
I think I told my parents I wanted to be a writer, just so they'd kind of think I had some direction in life. It made it easier to pick out... →
All I can say is, death is a part of life.
Simon Kinberg
I think life is difficult and that's that. I am not at all - absolutely not at all - interested in the pursuit of happiness. I am not interested... →
Jamaica Kincaid
The English language started out as a distortion in my life, but nothing remains the same, and so the distortion is now just normal. That is one of... →
What distinguished my life from my brother's is that my mother didn't like me. When I became a woman, I seemed to repel her.
At the time I was taught to read, it was an Eden-like time of my life. My mother adored me. Everyone adored me. So I associate reading with enormous... →
I have no credentials. I have no money. I literally come from a poor place. I was a servant. I dropped out of college. The next thing you know... →
Did you hear the one about the elderly Jew on his deathbed who sent for a priest, after declaring to his astonished relatives that 'I want to... →
Alan King