I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was 'the man goes on top and the woman underneath.' For three years my husband and I... →
Joan Rivers
Acting is my true love. I would like to have been a serious actor, and I plan to in the next life. I'm gonna be Meryl Streep Rivers.
Life is very tough. If you don't laugh, it's tough.
Both of my parents got to see me host Carson, thank God. That's all anyone wants: to have their parents see they're going to be all right in... →
Life does not measure up to performing... Performing is perfect.
I could pull my living in and live OK, but I don't want to live OK. I'm very happy to live in my penthouse, very happy I can pick up a check... →
I love the market, it is my work, my play and my life.
Rene Rivkin
I do not write for this generation. I am writing for other ages. If this could read me, they would burn my books, the work of my whole life. On the... →
Jose Rizal
To doubt God is to doubt one's own conscience, and in consequence, it would be to doubt everything; and then what is life for?
Wealth brings with it refinement, the spirit of conservation, while poverty inspires adventurous ideas, the desire to change things, and has little... →