Reality continues to ruin my life.
Bill Watterson
The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.
If you can't control your peanut butter, you can't expect to control your life.
Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us.
I thought my life would seem more interesting with a musical score and a laugh track.
I find my life is a lot easier the lower I keep everyone's expectations.
If your knees aren't green by the end of the day, you ought to seriously re-examine your life.
The world of a comic strip ought to be a special place with its own logic and life... I don't want the issue of Hobbes's reality settled by a... →
Religion is not a department of life; it is something that enters into the whole of it.
Alan Watts
Learning to trust is one of life's most difficult tasks.
Isaac Watts