In modern life nothing produces such an effect as a good platitude. It makes the whole world kin.
Oscar Wilde
Life imitates art far more than art imitates Life.
The one charm about marriage is that it makes a life of deception absolutely necessary for both parties.
I put all my genius into my life; I put only my talent into my works.
The world has grown suspicious of anything that looks like a happily married life.
Fathers should be neither seen nor heard. That is the only proper basis for family life.
In married life three is company and two none.
My mother was suffering every day of her life, and what right did I have to be happy if she was suffering? So whenever I got happy about something, I... →
Gene Wilder
I'm not so funny. Gilda was funny. I'm funny on camera sometimes. In life, once in a while. Once in a while. But she was funny. She spent... →
I'm funny on camera sometimes. In life, once in a while. Once in a while.