We paid off our debts, we learned some, made friends and returned in 1950 with a larger view of life. I had, however, no home, no income of any kind... →
James W. Black
I got married about three years ago again to a wonderful German woman. Her name is Monika and she is beautiful. She is one of the biggest women Zappa... →
Jimmy Carl Black
I think the only reason you visit an Apple store is because you wonder what life is like on another planet.
Lewis Black
This is how sad my life is: I got a scar from scratching my chicken pox too much. That's my big scar story. I really have no major scars.
For a while, I thought the great disappointment of my life was that I don't have a family of my own. Then it dawned on me: That's not what I... →
You're on Facebook, and these people seem to have endless lives. I don't have time to live my life, let alone tell you what I'm doing, or... →
No matter what, your parents are going to worry about you. I had a tour bus, and my mother still thought I was broke. Remember: It's your life... →
The kids say golf taught them this and that. I get it with the military: A guy joins the military because he needs discipline and has to find... →
No matter what we're trying to accomplish in life, or what career path we're trying to take, sometimes we get caught up and lose perspective... →
Lucas Black
If you're thinking clearly and are content about where your life is - to where you can just think about the present, think about the now -... →