Women are the real reason we get up every day. I'm talking about real men. If there were no women, I would not even have to bathe, because why... →
Steve Harvey
There has been nothing more impactful on my life and meaningful to me than the introduction of Christ. That, hands down, blows away every joke... →
God has given me a life far beyond anything I ever dreamed about. God is, man, God is something else man.
I don't want to be 60 years old standing on stage telling some jokes. I want my life to mean something.
People see me laughing and telling jokes, but they had no idea after the show was over, I had no joy in my life, in my heart.
I'm a comedian first. I've learned how to act. I just draw on life experiences and that's how I've learned. I didn't take classes... →
Baseball is a lot like life. It's a day-to-day existence, full of ups and downs. You make the most of your opportunities in baseball as you do in... →
Ernie Harwell
I deeply appreciate the people of Michigan. I love their grit. I love the way they face life. I love the family values they have.
I think I owe thanks to the people who have listened to me over the years, who tuned in on the radio. They have given me a warmth and loyalty that... →
It's been a terrific life.