The reason 'The Carol Burnett Show' did so well in the ratings is because people were looking for that comfort zone when the whole family sat... →
Tim Conway
When you see a crowd of people jumping up and down at a pop concert, all gloriously in the moment, I don't think you'll ever see a comedian... →
Steve Coogan
When you're on a movie set and you are hopefully making a comedy, everyone's stifling their laughter. You're looking at the crew guys... →
Dane Cook
When I'm looking for hot button answers to tough questions, I don't look to congressman or my mayor. I say, 'What would Miss U.S.A. have... →
You better be looking for another pitcher.
Jeff Cooper
A blind bloke walks into a shop with a guide dog. He picks the Dog up and starts swinging it around his head. Alarmed, a shop assistant calls out:... →
Tommy Cooper
Growing up, I would say, when we were racing go-karts back in the day, it was always our uncle. We were always looking up to our uncle. I mean, he... →
Amber Cope
I walked out of... was it 'Stardust?' That thing with the witches? I was so looking forward to it, but I just couldn't handle it, man.... →
Sharlto Copley
What people ask for has nothing to do with the value of a property. You might see a listing for $300,000 and think you should make a $250,000 bid.... →
Barbara Corcoran
One of the worst things you can do is have a limited budget and try to do some big looking film. That's when you end up with very bad work.
Roger Corman