Pay attention, don't let life go by you. Fall in love with the back of your cereal box.
Jerry Seinfeld
You want to do good things, and once you've done a couple of good things in a row, you think 'Well gee, let's not mess this up.' But... →
I do a little thing about the way people shake the sweetener packet. You know, like they're all excited. I want to get all the granules down to... →
I'm a big believer than a great bit is a great bit - if I go and see someone I love, like Robert Klein. I want to hear some classics and some new... →
I kind of thought that stand-up comedy would suffer from the Internet because people seem to know more about the craft of stand-up than ever before.... →
I love being a dad. I just love it.
It takes up enough of my time and interest just working on comedy. I just enjoy it and love doing it.
One of the things I have become aware of through the years is how much I love the people I write about.
Hubert Selby, Jr.
The kind of acting I love is when you watch and you discover what you think perhaps you weren't supposed to see: the chink in the armor.
Marian Seldes
I love being with someone, taking care of someone.