It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass.
Rodney Dangerfield
We sleep in separate rooms, we have dinner apart, we take separate vacations - we're doing everything we can to keep our marriage together.
My marriage is on the rocks again, yeah, my wife just broke up with her boyfriend.
This marriage is no one's business but our own.
Bobby Darin
Anybody with a sharp brain and a mic can become a comedian, but there's a need to move beyond it. The audience wants to witness the marriage of... →
Vir Das
When you see a merger between two giants in a declining industry, it can look like the financial version of a couple having a baby to save a marriage.
Adam Davidson
Other than marriage, she doesn't control me and I don't control her.
Gavyn Davies
I'd marry again if I found a man who had fifteen million dollars, would sign over half to me, and guarantee that he'd be dead within a year.
Bette Davis
Brought up to respect the conventions, love had to end in marriage. I'm afraid it did.
An affair now and then is good for a marriage. It adds spice, stops it from getting boring... I ought to know.