Love, the quest; marriage, the conquest; divorce, the inquest.
Helen Rowland
Marriage is the miracle that transforms a kiss from a pleasure into a duty.
After marriage, a woman's sight becomes so keen that she can see right through her husband without looking at him, and a man's so dull that... →
Marriage is like twirling a baton, turning hand springs or eating with chopsticks. It looks easy until you try it.
After a few years of marriage a man can look right at a woman without seeing her and a woman can see right through a man without looking at him.
I know that the odds are against a marriage lasting 60 years.
Darrell Royal
Supporting the definition of marriage as one man and one woman is not anti-gay: it is pro-traditional marriage. And if support for traditional... →
Marco Rubio
I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
Rita Rudner
Men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage - they've experienced pain and bought jewelry.
In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk.