I make a mean peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
Jack Black
Anybody who likes writing a book is an idiot. Because it's impossible; it's like having a homework assignment every stinking day until... →
Lewis Black
No matter what, your parents are going to worry about you. I had a tour bus, and my mother still thought I was broke. Remember: It's your life... →
I don't buy the 'at 60 it's great to have kids' thing. I don't buy the line that has been thrown down - 'You can have a kid... →
I think people hate me pretty much across the board, which is nice. I mean, it's a pretty evenhanded loathing among a certain amount of the... →
Michael Ian Black
For wide swaths of training and education there are valuable spillovers which mean that the private sector needs support from the government. That is... →
Vince Cable
In golf, advice is not a big thing. If you don't have the ability, you won't get anywhere no matter how much advice you get. The only thing... →
Angel Cabrera
Just because I won the U.S. Open doesn't mean I'm going to change the way I live.
What is right for one soul may not be right for another. It may mean having to stand on your own and do something strange in the eyes of others.
Eileen Caddy
Just because you're a man doesn't mean that you can't raise your kid. I think that families should stay together, but if you are a single... →
Nicolas Cage