I deeply believe that if the Australian Labor Party, a party of which I have been a proud member for more than 30 years, is to have the best future... →
Kevin Rudd
Men are self-confident because they grow up identifying with super-heroes. Women have bad self-images because they grow up identifying with Barbie.
Rita Rudner
Some people think having large breasts makes a woman stupid. Actually, it's quite the opposite: a woman having large breasts makes men stupid.
Men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage - they've experienced pain and bought jewelry.
To attract men, I wear a perfume called 'New Car Interior.'
Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in.
Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get the feeling that God is playing a practical joke?
I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.
Without a doubt in sketch comedy there are fewer women than men.
Maya Rudolph
My introduction to the Madonna Inn came as a young boy when we would take summer vacations to a nearby town. My dad would take us into their gift... →
Aaron Ruell