If you're not at the table, you're on the menu.
Michael Enzi
I'm like an expensive menu... you can look but you can't afford!
Anna Kournikova
In Spain, you can go into any tapas bar, and you'll see anchovies all over the menu.
Jose Andres Puerta
I don't like it when I go to a restaurant and I'm lectured from the menu.
Eric Ripert
I don't want to hear the specials. If they're so special, put 'em on the menu.
Jerry Seinfeld
If it doesn't taste good it doesn't go on the menu.
Heston Blumenthal