Nothing need be apprehended from this miserable adventurer.
Louis Bonaparte
It is not every man who can be exquisitely miserable, any more than exquisitely happy.
James Boswell
I like to read my diary occasionally to remind myself what a miserable, alienated old sod I used to be.
Jo Brand
I think if there is a God, it's very important that he has a sense of humour - otherwise, you are in for a very miserable afterlife.
Rory Bremner
Life is too short to be miserable.
Rita Mae Brown
I used to think you had to live this miserable life and that that would make you funnier, but you don't. The misery will come. The misery will... →
Bill Burr
I'm not done yet making people miserable. If they're going to make me miserable, then I'm going to make them miserable.
Brett Hull
When I was growing up, particularly during puberty in my teen years, I was so miserable because I elicited so much teasing and meanness from my... →
Linda Hunt
So long as men worship the Caesars and Napoleons, Caesars and Napoleons will duly arise and make them miserable.
Aldous Huxley
There is no better place to plot the death of a character than when you're miserable and working out.
Brad Meltzer