The man that thinks he loves his mistress for her own sake is mightily mistaken.
Francois de La Rochefoucauld
I have this mistress: show business.
Ray Romano
I am married to the theater, and the films are only my mistress.
Oskar Werner
That, sir, depends on whether I embrace your mistress or your politics.
John Wilkes
A mistress should be like a little country retreat near the town, not to dwell in constantly, but only for a night and away.
William Wycherley
Next to the pleasure of finding a new mistress is that of being rid of an old one.
Money is a handmaiden, if thou knowest how to use it; a mistress, if thou knowest not.
Horace