All I've ever wanted to do is darken the day and brighten the night.
Clive Barker
I eat cheese and salami and a lot of fried chicken. I eat a big bag of oatmeal-raisin cookies every night and I don't gain weight. I still look... →
Ellen Barkin
The night is a skin pulled over the head of day that the day may be in torment.
Djuna Barnes
All bad things are exaggerated in the middle of the night. When you lie awake, you only think of bad things.
Julian Barnes
Once, no self-respecting puncher considered himself dressed for work until he had his feet inside of a pair of $15 boots made by one of the favorite... →
Will C. Barnes
Birth control that really works - every night before we go to bed we spend an hour with our kids.
Roseanne Barr
When I was a kid growing up in the States in the late '70s and early '80s, as soon as 'Dallas' came on on a Friday night on CBS at 9... →
John Barrowman
Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
Dave Barry
First, it was not a strip bar, it was an erotic club. And second, what can I say? I'm a night owl.
Marion Barry
It's cool to go to a place that has posters up and it's one night only. It feels more special.
Todd Barry