I once saw a forklift lift a crate of forks. And it was way to literal for me.
Mitch Hedberg
I like to hold the microphone cord like this, I pinch it together, then I let it go, then you hear a whole bunch of jokes at once.
I saw a human pyramid once. It was very unnecessary.
Nashville is a lot like my hometown. You learn so quickly once someone hears something about you or sees something, everybody talks about it at... →
Garrett Hedlund
Once you have power, you are inevitably surrounded by people who have their own agendas and will tell you whatever advances them.
Margaret Heffernan
Someone once asked, 'What's your best pickup line?' I said, 'My best pickup line is, 'Hi, my name is Hugh Hefner.''
Hugh Hefner
Once the state has been founded, there can no longer be any heroes. They come on the scene only in uncivilized conditions.
Georg Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel
Woman is at once apple and serpent.
Heinrich Heine
You can have peace. Or you can have freedom. Don't ever count on having both at once.
Robert A. Heinlein
The trouble is, once you say something about a source, then you've pegged it down, and so now I'm reluctant to say anything. If I say I... →
Michael Heizer