They tend to come out a colour called 'Pants left in wash'
Eddie Izzard
Thanksgiving, man. Not a good day to be my pants.
Kevin James
I did everything by the seat of my pants. That's why I got hurt so much.
Evel Knievel
A child learns to discard his ideals, whereas a grown-up never wears out his short pants.
Karl Kraus
I don't obsess about my weight. I just know I've got to watch it when my pants feel tight.
Diane Kruger
I am a strong woman with or without this other person, with or without this job, and with or without these tight pants.
Queen Latifah
I don't think I ever wore pants on 'Reno 911!' and I was on it about five times.
Natasha Leggero
I like to keep a uniform - wear a blazer, try to keep the same colour pants; very tailored, very fitted but still edgy.
Theophilus London
I mean, it's not important what kind of pants you wear; it's how you wear them.
Ronnie Lott
Golfers don't scream. Golfers just adjust the pleats in their pants and go from there. That's about as antagonistic as we get.
Gary McCord