Nothing gives me quite so much joy as when people tell me they've had their pets spayed or neutered.
Bob Barker
There are things that I invented - the creaky geriatric robot that is always grumpy, for example, or the little wheelie guy, he's not in the... →
Michael Bay
Some men over-tweeze their eyebrows, and it's just too perfect. Men are meant to have kind of a bushy brow. Too much aftershave is also... →
David Beckham
I have more pet peeves than anybody: people talking in the movie theater, people eating in the movie theater loudly, people being rude, people making... →
Kate Beckinsale
The dog is the god of frolic.
Henry Ward Beecher
A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down.
Robert Benchley
Dachshunds are ideal dogs for small children, as they are already stretched and pulled to such a length that the child cannot do much harm one way or... →
Only very brave mouse makes nest in cat's ear.
Earl Derr Biggers
A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.
Josh Billings
Actually, my dog I think is the only person who consistently loves me all the time.
H. G. Bissinger