I want a pig. I want a pig on a leash. A baby pig on a leash.
Kesha
If I am to be a chauvinist pig, I want to be the number one pig.
Bobby Riggs
A pig resembles a saint in that he is more honored after death than during his lifetime.
Irma S. Rombauer
You don't want people to think you're just writing stories for children about a pig in a tutu.
Karen Russell
I learned long ago, never to wrestle with a pig. You get dirty, and besides, the pig likes it.
George Bernard Shaw
I am not strict vegan, because I'm a hedonist pig. If I see a big chocolate cake that is made with eggs, I'll have it.
Grace Slick
All chefs have pictures of food in their phones, stuffed pig's ears and pigs' heads and the like.
April Bloomfield
I have eyes like those of a dead pig.
Marlon Brando
I take anything other than 'you big pig!' as a compliment.
Albert Brooks
I have a pig valve.
Barbara Bush