I tend to avoid televisions, politics, and places with velvet ropes.
Demetri Martin
I doubt that I will get involved with politics. That's something I don't have in me.
Pedro Martinez
Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx
All people are born alike - except Republicans and Democrats.
Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does.
I've been watching politics for 35 or 40 years and you just never know. You can have one person win the Iowa caucus and then the whole picture... →
Jackie Mason
I have donated money to campaigns. And I have been known to take to the street in protest. But I am more committed to my immediate politics than... →
Natalie Massenet
Like Indiana Jones, I don't like snakes - though that might lead some to ask why I'm in politics.
Theresa May
A lot of men in politics suddenly woke up to the issue of women in politics when they realised: hey, there are votes in this!
I was in the Commons recently and saw a young lady wearing a nice pair of shoes. I said I liked them and she said my shoes were the reason she became... →