I know these jokes aren't great, ladies and gentlemen, see this is the problem you run into when you're between impeachments.
David Letterman
I increasingly wonder whether most humans are in a constant state of unconsciously fearing each other. Perhaps they fear how intimately different... →
Michael Leunig
When I was a boy I used to do what my father wanted. Now I have to do what my boy wants. My problem is: When am I going to do what I want?
Sam Levenson
I have a big problem with conductors who gesture a lot.
James Levine
The invisible dilemma is that men face the very real problem that they don't feel comfortable bringing these issues up and they tend not to be... →
I think the problem with schools is not too many incentives but too few. Because of tenure, teachers' unions, and the fact that teachers... →
Steven Levitt
I actually failed my first license test. I got an automatic fail. I guess I had been doing well but she had to pull the emergency brake so obviously... →
Jane Levy
If you don't define the problem you'll never reach a painful solution.
Jacob Lew
Social Security is something that we need to deal with, because people who are working today, who will retire in the future, people who are retired... →
There's more to anybody. Just because you haven't noticed it, that's your problem, that's not mine.
Al Lewis