I could never be on stage on my own. But puppets can say things that humans can't say.
Nina Conti
I hate puppets so much.
Trey Parker
I think you could take any Bruckheimer movie and do it with puppets, and it would be screamingly funny.
Puppets seem like vampires sometimes. They live, and you're depleted.
Henry Selick
Children are so used to seeing puppets that when they see a real ventriloquist they don't understand it.
Paul Winchell