I believe most things can be said in a few lines.
Enzo Ferrari
When I was ten, I wrote an essay on what I would be when I grew up and said I would be a professional soccer player and a comedian in off season.
Will Ferrell
One day, I said to my father, 'I'm thinking of giving the comedy thing a try, what's your advice?' He goes, 'If it wasn't... →
Someone once said that to make a regular person laugh, you need to dress a guy up like an old lady and push him down the stairs. To make a comedy... →
Tina Fey
Da Pak was a group out of Chicago. It was a put-together group. We actually met for the first time at this showcase. They were like 'Yo, you... →
Lupe Fiasco
When I was born, the doctor looked at my mother and said, 'Congratulations, you have an actor!'
Sally Field
My agent said, 'You aren't good enough for movies.' I said, 'You're fired.'
My father was brought up in an orphanage in the Catskills. He was a factory worker. And because his family wasn't there for him, family was... →
Harvey Fierstein
Everybody, every tradesman that worked for Shafin or built my house got fully paid, well paid. Everybody got paid. I would like that to be said if I... →
Shane Filan
My brother used to say that when you deal with women, it's difficult to remove emotions from an argument. I never really knew what he meant. Then... →
Nathan Fillion