Putting is not an art, it's a dreaded evil. No wise man ever said that.
Dan Jenkins
I've always said that I count myself as a classical crossover artist. To be so, you have to have the core classical training, which I did for... →
Katherine Jenkins
I didn't only have a perceptual problem, I was also so nervous and so upset. The process just didn't work. I lost enthusiasm for school and I... →
Bruce Jenner
Two days before I got the audition for 'Extras,' I was offered a theatre role, and I asked my husband, Terry, whether I should take it or... →
Ashley Jensen
But there, everything has its drawbacks, as the man said when his mother-in-law died, and they came down upon him for the funeral expenses.
Jerome K. Jerome
I would write 100 jokes a day. Most of them were terrible. But I just said, 'I'll write more than everybody else, and that's how I'll... →
Anthony Jeselnik
Sometimes people complicate things by thinking too much about what someone might think of what they said or did.
Derek Jeter
The first thing I said to myself on 9/11 was, 'There go our civil rights.' I found out by comparing notes later that George Carlin and I both... →
Penn Jillette
I don't believe in vengeance. Really, when all is said and done, I probably don't believe in punishment.
When 9/11 hit, the second thing I said to myself was, 'This really is what religious people do.' Those people flying the plane were very... →