There was an old man with a beard, who said: 'It is just as I feared! Two owls and a hen, four larks and a wren have all built their nests in my... →
Edward Lear
Maybe they continued to agree with Archie Bunker - as I said earlier, you can't change people's minds, but you can get them to think.
Norman Lear
I wanted to be a hockey player. Where I grew up, the basketball courts were rarely used. I was terrible in school and actually said, 'I'm... →
Denis Leary
Everyone's got skeletons in their closet, and I've got a million in mine, believe me. I tested the envelope; I pushed it. Whenever somebody... →
The first bill that President Obama signed into law was the Lilly Ledbetter Fair Pay Act. I think it says something about his priorities that the... →
Lilly Ledbetter
A Swedish newspaper reporter called and said, You've been awarded the Prize. I was quite sure it was a practical joke.
Joshua Lederberg
A fan once asked if he could have a piece of my hair for voodoo. I said no, so he hugged me and plucked out a couple of hairs and ran off.
Amy Lee
Whether it's a relationship or what you're wearing, or how much you weigh and what you said when you didn't mean it, like - it's hard... →
The other day they asked me about mandatory drug testing. I said I believed in drug testing a long time ago. All through the sixties I tested... →
Bill Lee
Stand-up is the only thing I have complete control over. There's something to be said for that.
Bobby Lee