We got off the Clash of the Titans tour and I said that my wife and I were working on having a baby and sure enough we found out that she was... →
Dave Lombardo
I told my therapist I was having nightmares about nuclear explosions. He said don't worry it's not the end of the world.
Jay London
I saw a sign it said left lane closed so I went someplace else.
They asked me what I thought about euthanasia. I said I'm more concerned about the adults.
I went to the doctor and he said I had acute appendicitis, and I said compared to who?
My girlfriend bought me a down jacket, she said it fit my personality.
I wanted to join the Army the sign said 'Be All That You Can Be', they told me it wasn't enough.
It's like Scott Wolf, I never thought he looked like Tom Cruise until somebody said it and now that they've said it, I see it every time I... →
Jeremy London
Jasmine apologized and said she was sorry and said she loved me, she couldn't believe it and said she thought it would be her. All of them were... →
LaToya London
Randy said I could call him for anything, Paula said that she loved me and said how much of a star I was. Simon was like, keep up the good work and... →