Always remember the last words of my grandfather, who said: 'A truck!'
Emo Philips
I discovered my wife in bed with another man, and I was crushed. So I said, 'Get off me, you two!'
I asked my girlfriend, 'Will you marry me?' She said, 'We'll have to ask my father.' So we had a seance and Jack Ruby says... →
I ran five miles today. Then, finally, I said, 'Here, lady...take your purse.'
Sidney Poitier, who is class personified, said: 'Lou, you're a leading man because you're a good actor.' Brought tears to my eyes.
Lou Diamond Phillips
Feeling has as much to say as the words do. You can have the greatest words in the world and if they're not believable, they don't strike a... →
Sam Phillips
To be honest with you, since 'Ocean's 11,' 'The Hangover' has become a movie that defines Vegas. Anybody in Vegas will tell you... →
Todd Phillips
I once told a journalist that girls call me 'Kitten,' but I couldn't have been more sarcastic, and no matter how many times I've said... →
Joaquin Phoenix
My mother said to me, 'If you are a soldier, you will become a general. If you are a monk, you will become the Pope.' Instead, I was a... →
Pablo Picasso
When I was a child, my mother said to me, 'If you become a soldier, you'll be a general. If you become a monk, you'll end up as the... →