All these Lil' rappers, I'm just kind of getting real irritated by it. I said, 'You know what? Drop the Lil'. Forget it. I'm Bow... →
Bow Wow
I want to be able to speak with errors in my wording, errors in my grammar. When you type things into Google search, it corrects your words. With... →
Steve Wozniak
When it was over my daughter said, 'Oh, I felt so sorry for him - he didn't want to hurt you, he liked you.' That was Victoria. When you... →
Fay Wray
Paul Lucas had a particularly amusing accent, so I chuckled. That was terrible; I shouldn't have done that, but he took it too big. He got up and... →
When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, 'Did you sleep good?' I said 'No, I made a few mistakes.'
Steven Wright
I went to the bank and asked to borrow a cup of money. They said, 'What for?' I said, 'I'm going to buy some sugar.'
I saw a bank that said '24 Hour Banking,' but I don't have that much time.
When I was crossing the border into Canada, they asked if I had any firearms with me. I said, 'Well, what do you need?'
I went down the street to the 24-hour grocery. When I got there, the guy was locking the front door. I said, 'Hey, the sign says you're open... →
I argued that I didn't have any of the attributes to pose for cheesecake. I said I would have to make good on my acting ability, which was the... →
Teresa Wright