First, the year 2004, the year past, the Comptroller General of the United States, David A. Walker, said that arguably it was the worst year in... →
Jim Cooper
Now, people have said that somebody told them that they saw somebody on the railroad bank or saw somebody going over the bank, but no one has ever... →
John Sherman Cooper
I went into a French restaraunt and asked the waiter, 'Have you got frog's legs?' He said, 'Yes,' so I said, 'Well hop into... →
Tommy Cooper
So I was getting into my car, and this bloke says to me 'Can you give me a lift?' I said 'Sure, you look great, the world's your... →
So I rang up a local building firm, I said 'I want a skip outside my house.' He said 'I'm not stopping you.'
You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine.'
So he said 'I'm going to chop off the bottom of one of your trouser legs and put it in a library.' I thought 'That's a turn-up... →
I signed contracts I didn't think were a good idea but people around me said it was the way forward. It saddens me that I'll never own my... →
Julian Cope
I've said what I'm prepared to say in my poems, and then journalists think that you're going to tell them a whole lot more.
Wendy Cope
After all is said and done, sit down.
Bill Copeland