I put on weight like Santa Claus. I just get this belly that kind of extends out.
Christian Bale
Santa Barbara is a paradise; Disneyland is a paradise; the U.S. is a paradise. Paradise is just paradise. Mournful, monotonous, and superficial... →
Jean Baudrillard
The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
George Carlin
When I was 18 at the Santa Ana River Jetty is where I put my first board in the water that I ever got from Joe Quigg. I was just riding the... →
Dick Dale
I joined the board of the Santa Fe Institute.
Esther Dyson
I believed in Santa Claus until I was 12!
Danielle de Niese
I'm going to North Pole to help out Santa this year.
Jimmy Fallon
I was Santa Claus in first year of primary school, our elementary's school play, because I had most panache, that was probably why. I was 5.
James Frecheville
My wife and I got to go onstage at a Flaming Lips concert at Webster Hall once. We dressed up like Scientology aliens and danced around. We had a... →
Bill Hader
For the most part, people use God as Santa Claus.
Rickie Lee Jones