I saw a report yesterday. There's so much oil, all over the world, they don't know where to dump it. And Saudi Arabia says, 'Oh... →
Donald Trump
I don't want people to say, 'Something is true because Tyson says it is true.' That's not critical thinking.
Neil deGrasse Tyson
Everything will be okay. I have a sticker on my laptop that says that.
Sharon Van Etten
Anyone who says they don't like to receive a gift is lying.
Dita Von Teese
When anybody says, 'Why me?' Why is 'me' exempt?
Gloria Vanderbilt
I had a philosophy, which may have been proven right, that directing isn't as hard as everyone says it is.
Matthew Vaughn
McDonald's says it's phasing out pig gestation crates. When I heard that news, I almost started crying.
Jane Velez-Mitchell
USDA says pink slime, which is made of cow connective tissue and other scraps and then treated with ammonia to kill the salmonella, e Coli... →
I love fat people. Every fat person says it's not their fault, that they have gland trouble. You know which gland? The saliva gland.
Jesse Ventura
For me, some of the happiest moments on a live-action film are the awkward moments. One actor says something to another actor. They didn't expect... →
Gore Verbinski