I bought a seven-dollar pen because I always lose pens and I got sick of not caring.
Mitch Hedberg
These are the animals that are the reason why you don't see old animals in the wild. You don't see sick animals in the wild. You don't... →
Tippi Hedren
You don't see sick animals in the wild. You don't see lame animals in the wild, and its all because of the predator: the lion, the tiger, the... →
To my sick little pal. I will try to knock you another homer, maybe two today.
George Herman
If a farmer calls me to a sick animal, he couldn't care less if I were George Bernard Shaw.
James Herriot
Anthrax, it's something that gets you sick, it's horrible, strong. It's a heavy-metal band name if there ever was one.
Scott Ian
The relationship between 'My Chemical Romance' and Michael Pedicone is over. He was caught red-handed stealing from the band and confessed to... →
Frank Iero
You retire when you are sick and when you can't do it any more or when the public retires you. That's the most painful, because that's... →
Julio Iglesias
Modern medicine is a negation of health. It isn't organized to serve human health, but only itself, as an institution. It makes more people sick... →
Ivan Illich
My kitchen bench is covered with vitamins and protein powders. I go through phases when I'm sure I'm taking too many - but I don't get... →
Natalie Imbruglia