I'm a huge sports fan but have no interest in minutiae. I don't remember who won Super Bowls five years ago or listen to sports talk radio.
Norm MacDonald
I like the order and simplicity of sports. They have an ending. You can argue with your friends about it, but in the end, you still like sports. I... →
I sort of try to write everything for me. I'm a huge sports fan but have no interest in minutiae. I don't remember who won Super Bowls five... →
Compared to politics, I think sports is funnier, because it's inconsequential. And politics can be real important and all that. The more... →
In terms of merit, sports has mathematical statistics. That's how you know who the best player is.
I don't like sports where it's like, you watch a guy on a motorcycle flip or something, then another guy does it, it looks exactly the same... →
To catch a wave, to stand up - it was just life-changing. There was nothing that even came close. I quit playing all other sports - by the time I was... →
Rob Machado
I played baseball up until my freshman year of high school. That was my main sport. I played third base.
Macklemore
For a while I was on the cover of every Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue, which was regarded as the pinnacle of success in America.
Elle Macpherson
That's the biggest gap in sports, the difference between the winner and the loser of the Super Bowl.
John Madden