Gossip is nature's telephone.
Sholom Aleichem
I don't have a telephone. If I had a lot of money, I wouldn't have one.
Sam Crawford
To criticize Facebook is to criticize the telephone.
Jesse Eisenberg
When I'm governor... I'll be the first governor with a listed telephone number.
Kinky Friedman
She was so small she could make mamba in a telephone booth.
Bill Haley
Who would have thought that the telephone would bring back drawing?
David Hockney
Telephone operators have called me 'sir' since I was 6.
Suzanne Pleshette
My sole inspiration is a telephone call from a director.
Cole Porter
Elizabeth Taylor has more chins than the Chinese telephone directory.
Joan Rivers
He's an honest man - you could shoot craps with him over the telephone.
Earl Wilson