Sometimes opportunity knocks, but most of the time it sneaks up and then quietly steals away.
Doug Larson
For disappearing acts, it's hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work.
A long time ago, I became aware that many of us have a tendency to lump nature into simplistic categories, such as what we consider beautiful or... →
Gary Larson
Great moments in science: Einstein discovers that time is actually money.
Humans have changed ecosystems more rapidly and extensively than in any comparable period of time in human history, largely to meet rapidly growing... →
I have tons of sunglasses. My husband won't let me buy another pair because I lose them all the time.
Ali Larter
The attempt to redefine the family as a purely voluntary arrangement grows out of the modern delusion that people can keep all their options open all... →
Christopher Lasch
I try to write stories that are thrilling and full of mystery and funny all at the same time, stories that raise moral questions but come up with... →
William Lashner
One time I was doing a speech to a group of kids, and just before I get there, I see this little kid crying. I found out they just lost a game, and... →
Tommy Lasorda
I worry about kids today not having time to build a tree house or ride a bike or go fishing. I worry that life is getting faster and faster.
John Lasseter