I keep a lighter in my back pocket all the time. I'm not a smoker, I just really like certain songs.
Demetri Martin
If I have to move up in a building, I choose the elevator over the escalator. Because one time I was riding the escalator and I tripped. I fell down... →
There's a store in my neighborhood called Futon World. I like that name, 'Futon World.' Makes me think of a magical place that gets less... →
The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades.
I've often liked a girl, made her laugh, and thought she liked me, and then found out that she didn't like me that way. I've definitely... →
Usually, my favorite joke is whichever joke I most recently came up with that surprised me the first time I thought of it.
Well, I think, I certainly used backward music in Sea of Monsters. I can't remember in the Sea of Time. I would tend to do that all the time, you... →
George Martin
I think that one of the nice things about the Yellow Submarine movie is that it seems to be perennial. People enjoy watching from each generation.... →
Nothing bores me more than books where you read two pages and you know exactly how it's going to come out. I want twists and turns that surprise... →
George R. R. Martin
When I am writing best, I really am lost in my world. I lose track of the outside world. I have a difficult time balancing between my real world and... →