I remember seeing a movie with Jose Ferrer and Rosemary Clooney where they were husband and wife, and they got in bed, and he had on polka-dot... →
Bob Newhart
Don't live in the past. There's no point. You can't change anything. What a waste of time.
When I first started out, 'Time' magazine did an article on what it called 'the sick comics,' and they were myself, Shelley Berman... →
I am one of the great wasters of time. I have made it an art form. I can get up at 8 o'clock in the morning, be out of the house by 8:30 and back... →
One time I happened to use the word 'denigrate' onstage, and it didn't get any reaction. So as I continued my act, the left side of my... →
I've had time off, and it drove me nuts. I was crawling up the wall.
Don't be silly and don't waste your time.
The first time I heard Richard Pryor, I knew he would be a major force in the world of comedy.
The first time I got up in front of an audience was terror, abject terror, which continued for another four or five years. There still is, a little... →
I have never lived through any time in my career when there haven't been grave challenges facing newspapers.
Donald Newhouse