I always have the same thing - which is the fear of not getting a laugh - that I've had from the time I was a kid; obsessing over, 'This joke... →
Matthew Perry
I used to spend a lot of time just thinking about myself, thinking that the party started when I showed up.
When I interview celebrities, I always try to throw them off balance. My favorite is to ask 'em about crazy sex stuff like donkey punches and... →
Rachel Perry
It is time to change our policy of appeasement toward the Palestinians, to strengthen our ties with the nation of Israel.
Rick Perry
It is time to let America be America again. To return freedom to the people. To stand on our founding principles and reject the cynical politics of... →
Aggies have a really interesting way of admitting defeat. We've never been outscored. We just ran out of time.
It's time to believe again in the potential of private enterprise set free from the shackles of over-bearing federal government.
The foundation for future prosperity is built on the bedrock of good jobs and great schools. We are building a strong foundation one job at a time... →
I think you need to have a tax system that basically is flat, fair and simple. And - that you can put on a post card. I mean, even Timothy Geithner... →
It's time to bring tough medicine to Washington. No longer will policy be set by K Street, it will be dictated by Main Street.