I've seen fathers criticizing their sons the moment a game's over. Not my dad. It doesn't matter if I threw an interception or a Hail... →
Ben Roethlisberger
That's my only goal. Surround myself with funny people, and make sure everyone has a good time and works hard.
Joe Rogan
The misconception is that standup comics are always on. I don't know any really funny comics that are annoying and constantly trying to be funny... →
The only time I commit to conspiracy theories is when something way retarded happens. Like Lee Harvey Oswald acting alone.
As a longtime practitioner of yoga and a person who's been involved in physical fitness my whole life, I can tell you, yoga helps you achieve... →
So many times I've done a CD, and then the week after I record it, I've got this new tagline that's killer. And it makes the whole bit... →
If someone plays a brooding actor in a film, people think they're brooding all the time.
It never hurt Lenny Bruce's career to get arrested for swearing. It did back in the time, but he broke those doors down by doing the stuff that... →
I had a great time on News Radio, I got to make tons of money in relative obscurity and learn a lot about the TV biz and work on my standup act... →
I've done jiujitsu a huge chunk of my life, and I try to spend a lot of time educating people on the nuances, the subtleness of the ground game.... →