People here argue about religion interminably, but it appears that they are competing at the same time to see who can be the least devout.
Charles de Secondat
The law of nations is naturally founded on this principle, that different nations ought in time of peace to do one another all the good they can, and... →
I want witchcraft so bad that I can't stand it. I have wands in my apartment. And I use them sometimes. I walk into the kitchen with my wand, and... →
Amy Sedaris
A lot of times girls think they're funny, but they want to pretty at the same time, and if you want to be funny, you have to be willing to get... →
I stayed in New York City for the first time, I'd always wanted to do that.
Whenever I do your show, sometimes I get a little check in the mail and then I take that check and buy a new pair of shoes, and then I wear those... →
It's odd the things that people remember. Parents will arrange a birthday party, certain it will stick in your mind forever. You'll have a... →
David Sedaris
I love 'Glee.' I cry all the time when I watch 'Glee' because I don't know if it's satire or melodrama and that makes me feel... →
I cry all the time when I watch 'Glee' because I don't know if it's satire or melodrama and that makes me feel like the writing is... →
I like listening to books as well, as that way you can iron at the same time.