I went to a restaurant that serves 'breakfast at any time'. So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.
Steven Wright
Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time.
My mother is from another time - the funniest person to her is Lucille Ball; that's what she loves. A lot of times she tells me she doesn't... →
I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time.
I saw a bank that said '24 Hour Banking,' but I don't have that much time.
I bought some instant water one time but I didn't know what to add to it.
I laugh all the time - at things, people, stuff, whatever. But, I don't laugh onstage because then it's serious business.
I'm seeing the world partially through the eyes of a kid. Not all the time. There's no black and white to it. But sometimes I'm seeing it... →
My secret to staying young... Having no sense of time.
We have spent quite a bit of time considering a good space game, and I can't really say anything at this point, but we are definitely still... →
Will Wright