I wish to clarify that I have absolutely not made a decision regarding my participation in the next Olympics. On a personal level, playing in the... →
Rory McIlroy
It's time Hawaii answer doubters and produce documents proving that it is a state. What are they hiding? And why haven't we seen these... →
Adam McKay
Every time a pundit or elected official is on any TV news program, it should be a polite formality to mention that GE has made such and such billions... →
The easiest time to be funny is during a fairly serious situation. That way, you can break the ice. It's crazy, but even at funerals, people will... →
Friends give me a hard time about the pants I'm wearing, which are made in China. Well, how do you find the right clothes? Or the right movie... →
Every time a congressman or pundit says its 'class warfare' to increase taxes on the wealthy, it's a massive lie.
Sometimes I know a joke I'm going to yell out ahead of time, but most of the time it's stream of conscious. You never really know it until... →
Any time Chris Nolan wants to call me for advice, he can.
I actually opened for Chris Rock at the Funny Bone one time.
A lot of shorts spend too much time setting up the idea; sometimes they meander.